Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 / 3:30 a.m.
The Land of Oz

I keep on clicking my heels

But I can't find my way home

So I think these ruby slippers are defective, ma'am

I'll just take my dog and head back to munchkin land

Cause those lollipop kids know how to have all the fun

And maybe I can stack three up to make myself a date

And end up with a guy that I could actually stand

Just gotta watch out for all the extra hands

I'm stuck somewhere in Oz

And Glenda's nowhere to be seen

But I'm not afraid of water

Cause I know I won't melt

So I think I'll take a swim to higher land

And this Scarecrow's a nice fella

Kind but not too bright

He's better than my ex at least

And I always fall for the sweet but dumb type, call it a flaw

But the poor guy believes in a wizard

Someone who can solve all the problems

And I may be a small town girl but I know that can't be true

There's always someone behind the curtain

Yanking on our strings