Saturday, Oct. 28, 2006 / 10:35 a.m.
Just die already

Mommy dearest
Please go die
Your soul is already dark and cold
I don't know why your body continues to live
But you look like Freddy Krueger
You tanning obsessed freak
Dorian Gray, you misplaced your picture
And your ugliness is showing
All over your disgusting face
I wish I could bash it in
With a baseball bat
If you died tomorrow
I'd "bury you at sea"
Like I did with my goldfish
But I think your fat ass
Would clog my toilet
Soulless evil thing
I wonder if holy water would burn you
If I could find a priest willing to
I'd have an exorcism performed on you
But I don't think there's one brave enough
Die bitch